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I am NOT ze original creator of this map! I merely changed the terrain "a bit".

There is only one major change: ALL SEAS AND OCEANS HAVE BEEN REMOVED!!! Why, you ask? As an early Christmas present for my friend who hates naval units : P

The seas und ze oceans have dried out because of too many cow farts and bikoz peopel didn't pay enough carbon tax to the Bruxelles globohomo satan worshipping pedophiles in order to make the weather gooder, so now, to fix it, we all have to eat ze bugs, own nuthin' und be happy!!! Now back to your pod und don't forget to tell your wife how nice xer beard und balls look today! Our Smart 15-minute CSC (city surveillance system) has located xer in the museum where xie has super-glued xerself to one of Van Gogh's paintings for the third time this month in order to make the rain start falling! If you do not comply with our instructions, your CBDC will be suspended for this month und you will only be allowed to sustain yourself with recycled human waste und will be sent away for a 2 year "reeducation seminar" to an Australian "Happy Camp"!!!

Time to fight the war of all wars in ze desert Europe! Which side will prevail? Certainly not the side of intelligence!

OpenRautists, unite! :P